February 1, 2019
Well hello there! It is good to be in contact with you once more. As I believe you are more alike me than not, I am sure you are also feeling more peppy than usual. And why not?! It’s a bit warmer outside here than it has been for awhile. It is also Groundhog Day Eve, and the year of the earth pig is rapidly approaching. So what does all of this mean? Well, I don’t know. But I am happy to predict a slight increase in prosperity, social responsibility, and thoughtfulness. I could tell by this harmonious planetary alignment I witnessed this a.m., back when it was still pretty cold.
Verily, when Jupiter is in ascendancy over Venus who is resting upon the moon, the groundhog will embraceth the pig. |
I haven't celebrated Groundhog Day much lately, but back when I wore a younger man's clothes (which I am still wearing) I made it out to the Groundhog Prom where these guys often can be found laying down some righteous grooves.
It is also nearly the moon when the geese come home, but a gaggle or 2 may have gotten a jump on those others. Take a gander at this!
Well I hope you are ready for some Super Bowling, which is also coming up this weekend? This event is sure to be quite bike-oriented based on these findings. That's right, the Gronkhog is the great grandson of Iggy Gronkowski, a famous bicyclist who competed in the 1924 Paris Olympics!
Although I am hoping for a Rams victory, I like the Pats too because they are getting almost as old as me! So let’s all get ol' piggy with it!
See you over on the other side of the moon cycle!
https://shirtoid.com/83305/lunar-cycle/ |
-BSO’ the Pig