Friday, January 10, 2020

Get back! Get close! Get wheel!

January 10, 2020
Hey peeps!
I hope you are better than ever!  Would you like to hear a story of redemption and finding a new home?  I thought so!  Here’s what happened yesterday:
As I was bicycling along, once again I encountered a skittery obstruction.  I say “once again” because I have noticed a few of these lately, generally when I’m in an intersection and/or turning.  Here’s a photographic breakdown:
CC was ready for her close-up, Mr. Demille.
Source of Concrete Chunk (CC)
CC's new place
As you can see, some chunks of concrete have abandoned their former residence in the street and were now to be found on the street.  I snapped a few photos and then I was about to ride off.  Hmmm.  I thought. This is kind of like that time when Peter Parker could have stopped that guy from running off with the money he stole from the pro wrestling promoters who had just paid Peter his prize money for using his unfair radioactive spider-bestowed powers to beat up on big wrestlers who might not have enough skills to hold down any real job, even a job as lowly and humble as a freelance photographer for the Daily Bugle!  Oh Peter. Well, with great two-wheeling freedom come two big wheels of responsibility.  The first wheel stays on the ground and the second wheel in the sky keeps on turning!?  So I picked up that chunk of concrete and transported it to a place that I thought would be better for all.  And that really got the wheels turning.  For example, Paul McCartney and the Wings’ “Get Back”:  Georgin’ left Tucson and bought some California grass.  But (spoiler alert), per Sir Paul’s direction, he went back to where he once belonged.  Similarly, the concrete chunk was returned to an unpaved lot where it can be back to where it once belonged (i.e., closer to its ancestral home of the earth).   
Well, I guess that is where we are all headed eventually.  But, in the meantime, there’s a lot to enjoy, fight, ponder, ignore and/or run away from.  Our Public Works Department and mayor do not seem particularly interested in providing parking spaces for those not motorly-inclined.  Well, I guess I can lock my bike to a tree or a pole or something. No rolling out the welcome mat for the human-powered 2-wheelers. At least the article I read today mentioned that there is an Active Living Advisory Committee (that was not consulted about the bike rack removal) that presumably will advocate for bicyclers and/or pedestrians when they are consulted.  Well, I guess someone’s automobile can now get back to where it once belonged. Enjoy your new resting place.

Love,
BSO


Sunday, January 5, 2020

Axe me about the rat

January 4, 2020
Since I wanted to stay off my ass, I figured I should quit my bitching, pick my axe up and get it a flyin’!  And if you are groaning about that bad pun, I hope that you can take my word - it’s not as bad as hemorrhoids!  Oy!  
Well, I had a few friends show up for some axe-tronomically entertaining flings.  

My bro-in-law even scored 3 bulls-eyes in a row.  Each worth 6 points.  Now, if you like, you may please enjoy this video in its entirety.

And now it is the end of that holiday season.  I will always remember it as the year that Snot Jr. made Go-go the Reindeer for our Christmas tree.  


For anyone concerned, you may now rest more easily knowing that my first hemorrhoid flare-up has subsided and I may again focus on more enjoyable concerns.  For example, the Year of the Metal Rat will be here in about 3 weeks!  The metal of Ratt is not my favorite kind of metal; however, this metal rat bikes thread is my favorite!  So what do you think the Year of the Metal Rat holds in store?  I will tell you – it is a year of new beginnings and everyone showing determination in their undertakings.  

So there you have a quick recap of the current situation.  I hope you will enjoy 2020 and use your determination wisely.  Now let’s roll forwards with determination!
Your friend,
BSO