Hate the bicyclist? Love the bicycle?

February 13, 2012

Have you noticed that tomorrow is Valentine's Day? If you are a man, you can thank me for the heads up later. If you are a woman, than you are probably surprised to realize that I actually am aware of this upcoming event. There is probably a fun-run taking place somewhere.

Nothing says love like bicycles. Especially if you leave a pure, unsullied-by-a-shovel blanket of snow in the driveway and draw a big heart in your driveway by riding your bicycle in a heart shape. If your significant other can tell it's a heart than I'd call it a win.

There is even a song about love by a band called "The Bicycles." 

Here is what appears to be a romantic contraption you can construct for you and your loved one for a dangerous mixture of bicycleing and togetherness.  Side-by-side bicycles are the Brangelina of bicycling togetherness.

Another option is homemade wine. Nothing says romance like telling your significant other that the "interesting" flavors that are lightly caressing the insides of their mouth were created by mashing grapes between your toes. If you haven't already created a large vat of homemade wine in your basement/garage/bathroom to share with your significant other, that's alright. You still have some options.
1) Start making some wine now.  It might be ready by next Valentine's Day.
2) Buy some grape juice and pour in some vodka. Crush some grapes with your feet and mix them in for a more authentic flavor. Or just pour the vodka over your feet and into the grape juice. That might be considered kind of lazy, but hey, your feet are clean! 

Well, I hope you get a nice warm feeling of some sort this Valentine's Day.
<3 BSnot